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You Might Be Drunk | T-Shirt

You Might Be Drunk | T-Shirt

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Regular price $29.95
Regular price $29.95 Sale price $59.95
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😂 Guaranteed conversation starter — the shirt everyone asks about

👕 Heavyweight premium cotton — soft, structured, no see-through

🖨️ Print that lasts — no cracking or fading, wash after wash

 
 
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    "Wore it to my friend's 30th. Three strangers asked where I got it before midnight."

    Anna C.
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    "Bought as a gag gift for my brother. He hasn't taken it off since. Runs slightly big."

    Hanna M.
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    "Quality surprised me — heavy fabric, print still perfect after 5 washes."

    Jessie L.

    Description

    If you can't read this shirt… that's the point. 🍻

    The blurry, layered print turns double vision into a statement. Built for bar crawls, festivals, birthdays and every "one more round" — this is the tee that gets photographed.

    • Instant crowd favorite — guaranteed "where'd you get that?!"
    • Premium heavyweight cotton — soft, structured, built to last
    • Bold DTG print — stays sharp wash after wash
    • Relaxed unisex fit — S to 3XL, size up for oversized

    Size chartSizeChest (in)Length (in)S36–3828M39–4129L42–4430XL45–48312XL49–52323XL53–5633Fabric & careShipping & returns

    What the crowd says

    ★★★★★

    "Wore it to my friend's 30th. Three strangers asked where I got it before midnight."

    Jake M.·✓ Verified buyer★★★★★

    "Quality surprised me — heavy fabric, print still perfect after 5 washes."

    Sarah K.·✓ Verified buyer★★★★☆

    "Bought as a gag gift for my brother. He hasn't taken it off since. Runs slightly big."

    Dana R.·✓ Verified buyerYOUR BRAND· Statement tees, limited drops · © 2026$29.95You Might Be Drunk™Add to cart

    Fabric & Care

    • 100% Cotton
    • Machine wash cold
    • Wash with like colors
    • Tumble dry low
    • Do not iron

    Shipping Policy

    • We aim to process orders within 1-3 business days.

    • Please allow additional time during holidays or peak periods.

    For more information on our Shipping Policy, click here.

    • Returns allowed within 14 days of delivery.

    For more information on our Return Policy, click here.

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    If you can't read this shirt… that's the point. 🍻

    The blurry, layered print turns double vision into a statement. Built for bar crawls, festivals, birthdays and every "one more round" — this is the tee that gets photographed.

    • Instant crowd favorite — guaranteed "where'd you get that?!"
    • Premium heavyweight cotton — soft, structured, built to last
    • Bold DTG print — stays sharp wash after wash
    • Relaxed unisex fit — S to 3XL, size up for oversized